May 2013
mebeingweird:
bondoge:
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
3-2-1queer:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
lol-drugged:
pityreblogs:
so my brother put up this barbed wire about a year ago and my dad sent him a text that said “the barbed wire you put up at bennett still looks good it’s even a weave catcher” and we were like what the hell does that mean he’s lost his mind…
then he sent this
apparently some girl tried to jump the fence and her weave got stuck in the barbed wire
Was anyone else...
Watchdanieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
“I could start fires with what I feel for you.”
– Fires, David Ramirez (via ugh)
tinychatter:
insanely-idiotic:
chlorine-trifluoride:
noir-prince:
tinychatter:
this is an apology to anyone who tries to text me i am the worst texter alive
this is an apology to anyone who tries to call me I will say everything or nothing there is no in between
this is an apology for everyone who has ever tried to text me
all your messages go into the great void
this is an...
lumos5000:
amazingphanonfire:
phaandemonium:
phaandemonium:
phaandemonium:
SO THE BACK DOOR IS OPEN AND SOME RANDOM KID HAS WALKED INTO MY HOUSE. HE IS LITERALLY JUST ROAMING AROUND THE HOUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN RANDOM CHILDREN WALK INTO YOUR HOME?
he keeps calling me daddy.
i am a female.
i hope you enjoy reblogging one of the scariest moments of my life....
lolsofunny:
i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody
aquus:
rats-in-the-walls:
muserinastrangeland:
tomithejellyfish:
I think the worst feeling is being over the age of 18 and seeing a 15-year-old you would fuck in a heartbeat
I think the worst feeling is being 15 and seeing a 44-year-old you would fuck in a heartbeat
i think the worst feeling would be having your own father carve your chest open, pull out all of your entrails, stuff you...
chemicalcatastrophe:
bahboh:
one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like
just rest your eyes
get comfy
we’re all in this together
you are safe here
it will be ok
And, my favorite, the humble music major.
