Crush: Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique. Squirt: Good afternoon. We’re gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There’s a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it. Marlin: It’s like he’s trying to speak to me, I know it. [to Squirt] Marlin: Look, you’re really cute, but I can’t understand what you’re saying. Say the first thing again.
Like, I’m not a planner. At all. Like I wouldn’t know where to go or anything. My chick would have to come up with something. Not ALLL THE TIME. But at least 75% of the time. I’m just good at making you laugh and have a swell time doing absolutely nothing.
No one wants to date me. No one ever will. I should just become a priest.