April 2012
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i died reading this ok.
Crush: Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique. Squirt: Good afternoon. We’re gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There’s a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it. Marlin: It’s like he’s trying to speak to me, I know it. [to Squirt] Marlin: Look, you’re really cute, but...
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Happiness is..
Getting out of the shower
Dressing in shorts and a tank top
Going out in the sun
With wet hair down your back
While being in love
What a day
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lolreallynow
I love when he passes me in the halls. I say “Hey!” and he says “What’s up?”, when we are obviously walking fast in opposite directions. hahaha yeah thats totally going to be a memorable conversation…
My thoughts during college courses
Me: How many questions will I have when I get back
Me: Why is everyone asking stupid questions?
Me: What IS the air velocity of an unladen swallow?
Me: How b-a-a-d can I be?
Me: Once-ler stop taking over my art.
Me: Who is this fucker
Me: When's this shit going to end
Me: DA DA DA DA zzzzz
Me: Oh look circling birds I bet their going to eat my corpse after I die of boredom
Me: What the fuck does that word mean
Me: I'm sorry I wasn't aware we were taking a latin class
Me: Oh god Prof get to the point
Me: hehe pretty colours
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When Something Makes Me So Happy That I Have To Do...
fraylitta:
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You’re pregnant. 16. and a total fuck. lol my sympathy is so nonexistent. I hope you’re ready for me to rip you apart. maybe I can open your fucked up mind to what you’re doing.
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Sorry
staypozitive:
For constantly wanting to talk to you.
For getting sad, when you take long to reply.
For saying things that might piss you off.
For coming off as annoying.
If you dont want to talk to me as much as I wanna talk to you.
If I think about you too much and too often.
If I tell you about my pointless drama when you dont really care.
If I come off as being clingy..
I just wanted...
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what i do instead of my math homework.
From what I’v seen of Tumblr it’s 25% girls with eating disorders, 25% people who love food, 25% “why am i single..”, 15% porn, 9% stupid people and finally.. 1% of things I actually want to read~
k time to go reblog a buncha shit i find cute.
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why did i just get so extremely happy to a "Well...
peacefulbeginnings:
When you miss your boyfriend cause he had to work for almost 6 hours and couldn’t talk to him.
Thats how I know I really care, the amount I just smiled to knowing he’s out of work and I can talk to him again. <3
Yeah… :)
I'd be a whack boyfriend.
greatwhitesandbumfights:
On a date standpoint.
Like, I’m not a planner. At all. Like I wouldn’t know where to go or anything. My chick would have to come up with something. Not ALLL THE TIME. But at least 75% of the time. I’m just good at making you laugh and have a swell time doing absolutely nothing.
No one wants to date me. No one ever will. I should just become a priest.
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Happiness is:
Eating a warm cinnimon roll.
Drinking lemonade
On a sunny day
While sitting outside
Stress free
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xabby-valera:
she must be really high drunk or lonely. LOL.
ooh damn. what a turn on~
Omg. Just.. Omg.
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This is what I get for giving you a second chance?
Fuck you up the asshole with a cactus, bitch.
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ranting~
All over Facebook I see stuff like ”we will be together forever and ever and ever and ever♥”, “we’re getting married someday babe♥♥” , “love for forever 5/34/22 4EVR!!”
then the next damn day “____ is now single.” and they just say it didnt work out…
THE FUCK. I dont even…
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I sorta like their music but...
How do 5 gay men walk? In One Direction.
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