m0rtality:

11 year old’s usernames when I was 11: fairy_princess

11 year old’s usernames now: fuckmeharry69

sodamnrelatable:

BUT NOT TODAY!

 

(Source: gaybluemen)

• Person: Have you seen that episode where...
• Me: I have seen every episode, go on

frickin-plot-twist:

*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message* 

(Source: sassyhiccup)

shalrath:

“recite the alphabet backwards” is one of the dumbest drunk-tests ive ever heard because im 100% sober right now and i couldnt do it after 3 minutes of stuttering and fucking up