cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

krvsty:

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

• me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-
• me: oh

pizza:

if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember in 2007 i got caught standing in my grandparents fireplace throwing dirt at my feet saying ‘diagon alley’